Best of luck to my beautiful Ella who is starting her Junior Cert this Wednesday. She’s put in a lot of work in so I just hope she’ll be proud of herself when its all done. I know I am. Of course she is perfec but I’ve heard rumours about other ones
Living with a teenager: You Realise
- It is possible for one person to make a shite of the kitchen simply by making tea and toast
- Stairs must be made of incredibly strong wood not to break with all the stamping
- I’m an idiot
- I’m old
- No matter what I think, I was told about it last week- this is not the first time I’m hearing about having to hand over money
- Any photograph of me as a teenager is hilarious
- I wouldn’t understand
- I ask too many questions
- I did get my change back when I sent teenager to the shop- I just don’t remember
- Slamming a door will always get a reaction
- The on button on the dishwasher doesn’t recognise a teenage finger for some reason
- Cups and plate are able to breed successfully in a teenagers bedroom
- I can’t sing and need to stop doing it
- I imagine eye rolling
- Being in a mood means that you are fine and not in a mood at all
- ‘What takeaway do you want?’ is a brilliant conversation starter
- Me falling over IS the funny
- Me attempting to do the Floss dance thing should never be seen by anyone
- I need to know what time dinner is going to be at and what’s on the menu for the next 4 years at least
- Whatever I think the teenager did they didn’t and shame on me for even thinking it
